Doritos “Heal Grandpa”

 

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1 Wide Shot (WS) of apartment living room. Mikey steps off stairs, a dufflebag on his shoulder. Housesitter is sitting on sofa munching on a bag of doritos. Housesitter points back in aknowledgement at closing door. Mikey is leaving and tells Housesitter: “Hey dude, feed the fish, water the plant. See you next Thursday.” Sound of crunching coming from Housesitter. Sound of door shutting behind first guy.
2 Medium shot (MS) of Housesitter is still sitting on sofa still munching on Doritos. “We hear, “Welcome back on this beautiful Thursday morning” coming from television.
3 (MS) Housesitter looks confused as realization sets in. We hear “Next up” then fades away into music and the sound of chips hitting water.
4 Close Shot (CS) Housesitter sprinkles Doritos into what appears to be a cloudy fish tank with goldfish floating upside down Music continues to play.
5 CS Housesitter looks surprised as fish starts swimming and fish bowl is no longer cloudy. Music continues to play.
6 CS of goldfish and then CS of dead flowers Music continues to play.
7 CS of Housesitter sprinkling Doritos on dead flowers. Music continues to play.
8 CS of second guy smiling. Dead flowers are now back to life. Music continues to play.
9 CS of second guy frantically cleaning up apartment. CS of second guy picking up empty bag of Ranch Dorritios. CS of second guy picking up empty pizza box. Music continues to play.
10 WS of Housesitter standing, holding broom by fireplace mantel, and admiring his handywork.  Music continues to play.
11 WS of Housesitter knocking over a brass jar of ashes sitting on mantel with his broom.  We hear the clank of broom handle to metal.
12 CS of spilled ashes and brass jar on rug in front of fireplace Few seconds of silence
13 MS of Housesitter, open mouth and appearing stunned as he looks at a picture of what appears to be the first guys grandfather that sat on the mantel next to the jar of ashes he just knocked down Sound of door opening.
14 WS of Mikey coming through apartment door. Mikey drops his bag on floor. We hear thud of duffle bag being dropped and first guy exclaims, “Grandpa.”
15 WS of Housesitter sitting on couch with Grandpa who is holding his own urn Older man exclaims, “Mikey, Mikey”
16 WS flash of Doritos logo on black screen Music plays
17 WS shot back to Mikey and Grandpa hugging while housesitter continues to munch on Doritos Grandfather says something inaudible to Mikey as music plays on
 

FedEx “Coma”

 

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1 Wide shot (WS) of office. Three employess surounds desk, one man sits in foreground, another man at front table. Man in FedEx uniform loads another box onto a dolly and exits.  Man standing at desk says, “Well, that’s all for Chicago.”
2 Close shot (CS) of people at desk.  Blonde woman says, “Yeah, and FEDEx ground will get it there fast.”
3 Medium shot (MS) of man sitting at front table, looking disheveled  Man at table asks, “Wait, FedEx has ground shipping?”
4 MS back to desk and three people standing at desk. Blonde looks at the two men standing at the desk with her. Blonde woman says, “Oh, that’s right. He just woke up from a 23 years coma.”and FEDEx ground will get it there fast” refering to man at front table. 
5 CS at man at the table who just woke uo from a coma.  Man at front table conuurs with blonde women, “yeah, it was a long one. Did I miss anything? referring to coma.
6 MS back to desk and three people standing at desk.  Blonde says, “The cold war ended.”
7 CS to man who was in a coma. We can hear a mans voice say, “Pluto in no longer a planet.” 
8 MS back to desk and the three people standing next to it. Blonda says, “Culture Club broke up.” Man next to her at desk says, “Berlin wall came down.”
9 CS of man sitting at front table who just woke from coma. He looks visibly shaken. Man at front table stammers, “Wa, wait, the club broke up?”
10 WS back to people standing at table.  Silence
11 MS man sitting at front table at table, visibly upset.   
12 WS of same man getting up from table and walks away from everyone.  Man from front table says, “I never got to see them live.”
13 MS of blonde woman and dark haired man at desk DarKhaired man to her right says, “That was too soon. Blonde says, “What have I done?”
14 WS of white screen and fontWE UNDERSTAND YOU NEED IT THERE FAST                                                      We hear, “We Understand. You need it there fast”
15 White screen and font:                           FEDEX GROUND                                 “FedEx Ground”
16 FASTER TO MORE LOCATIONS THAN UPS GROUND                                                      
17 WWW.FEDEX.COM/WEUNDERSTAND  

DORITOS HEAL GRANDPA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ep2cNqJSLg

FEDEX COMA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePQC-wrYVoc&feature=related

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